- Karthik Narasimhan
From The Washington Post Style Invitational …, almost a classic 🙂
“Jack,” said Jill, “I'm on the pill,
With condoms don't you bother.”
Jack believed, but was deceived.
Now Jack's a brand-new father.
‘Hi, this is St. Peter. I'm out at the moment
So leave me your name at the bell.'
‘This is Zimmerman, Joseph. I made this machine,
I'm so glad to reach you and not Hell.”